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• Printed to order in the USA
• Soft ring-spun cotton tees and midweight fleece crewnecks
• Tagless, printed Throne Tees neck label
• Unisex and Women's tees are lightweight. Premium Tee is heavyweight garment-dyed cotton. Crewnecks are a cozy midweight fleece.

Unisex Tee: modern retail fit, true to size. Women's Tee: relaxed women's fit. Premium Tee: roomier, boxier fit. Crewneck Sweatshirt: relaxed unisex fit with a little extra room, true to size. Size down for a closer fit.

Unisex Tee

Modern retail fit, true to size. If you're between sizes or like a looser fit, size up. Available S to 3XL.

Women's Tee

Relaxed women's fit with a slightly shorter body and a softer drape. Order your usual women's size. Available S to 2XL.

Premium Tee

Heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton with a boxier, roomier fit. Most people order their usual size. Available S to 3XL.

Crewneck Sweatshirt

Midweight fleece with a relaxed unisex fit and a little extra room through the body, so it layers easily over a tee. True to size. Size down for a closer fit. Available S to 3XL.

Not sure? Lay your favorite tee or sweatshirt flat and measure across the chest, armpit to armpit, then send us the number and we'll tell you which size to grab.

Most orders print in 2 to 5 business days and ship with tracking. Every shirt is made to order, so we replace anything damaged or misprinted free within 30 days.

Turn inside out, wash cold, tumble dry low or hang dry. No bleach, and don't iron the print.